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"Final, revised government figures for the fourth quarter of 1981 now indicate that the Yankees, not the Dodgers, won the World Series."
'Having undertaken a lengthy and comprehensive review of the issues surrounding the lack of progress in implementing the policy in question...'
Bank customers and bank tellers wait in line to meet with each other.
"Fine - now pan around to the front."
"Now that the crisis is over, we can go back to our usual inefficiencies."
"The company lacks leadership, we need to think about the possibility of thinking about whether it may be an idea to get together a few people to discuss looking into the problem!"
"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"
"If this turns out to be the right form, let me know."
"I'm adding a ten percent surcharge to cover inefficiency and corruption."
"We have to re-think this. The old pipeline is sending oil from Alaska to Oklahoma, and the new one is sending it from Oklahoma to Alaska."
"Are we all consultants here? Does anyone actually work here?"
"I can't read, but I've seen that sign before! From what I can gather, it means that only one person can work at any one time..."
"To meet the government requirements, I'm passing the extra costs to the consumer and our employees."