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"It's Mexico. They're ready to pay for the wall."
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"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."
"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"
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The Out Box
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"That's what I mean by, 'You're the most inept boss I've ever worked for.'"
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'I'd fire you, but anticipating your next blunder really keeps the company jazzed.'
Al, The Go-From Guy
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An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.
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"Our mechanic's garage is considered a No-Fly zone - he never gets anything fixed."
Tags:quality control, quality assurance, oxymoron, juxtaposition, ineptitude, incompetence, not practicing what you preach, physician heal thyself, hypocrisy, double standards, poor workmanship, botch job, botched job, quality control failure, quality control lapse, oversight, mistake, error, lapse, qc failure, management system, quality control system, management systems, quality control systems, management system failure, quality control system failure, failure, mismanagement
"I know you're not a quitter, Pete - in fact, that's the main reason I have no choice but to fire you."
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Puzzles for the inept.
'By hiring inept employees we make our customers more likely to use our automated call system.'
'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'
'Interesting, my hubby is neither left nor right handed.'
"Take some aspirins and if it gets any worse, come back and see me."
'The jury finds the defendant guilty, and advices him to get a better lawyer next time.'
'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'
'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'
'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!'
Sick wife teaches husband to use can-opener
"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."
"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"
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"Hey partner. What do you not want to accomplish today?"
Edward Palmetto: Vice-President of Exuberant Incompetence.
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