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"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
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The Sequel is Coming
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Please wait to be yelled at.
The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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The Forever Stamp
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"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
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"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"
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'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'
"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
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Death, Taxes & My Urologist, Dr. Aaron Katz
"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."
"That's the ocean, Son. It will get you someday."
Death lets the killer in.
"As long as you stay on the track, eventually you'll be run over by the train."
"So Death, talk about job security! They legislate, you win."
"Enough with the jokes."
"Kind of sad, really."
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Denial... Sometimes it just makes sense.
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Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom
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"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."
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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism