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"Was that your first foray into politics?"
Tags:foray, forays, politics, newbie, newbies, naive, naivete, naivety, depose, deposes, deposing, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, politician, politicians, political leader, political leaders, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorillas, leader, leaders, leading, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat world, inexperience, inexperienced, dog-eat-dog, dog-eat-dog world
"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."
Tags:wizard, wizards, merlin, magician, magicians, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, king, kings, royal, royals, royality, government, governments, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, inexperience, inexperienced, unemployment, unemployment issues, unemployment crisis, shape shifting, shape shifter, shape shifter, shape-shifting, shape-shifter, shape-shifters, unqualified, under-qualified, under qualified, bad leadership, reshuffles, reshuffle cabinet reshuffle, cabinet reshuffles, reshuffling, cabinet reshuffling
"As this is the only pond I've ever been in, I don't know if it's big or small."
"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."
Tags:rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, politician, politicians, privilege, privileges, privileged, running for office, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, foreign policy, foreign-policy, getting ahead, inexperience, inexperienced, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."
"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."
"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."
"What do four ones beat?"
Tags:poker, pokers, poker player, poker players, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, beginner's luck, luck, lucky, luck out, lucked out, lucking out, four of a kid, poker hand, poker hands, inexperience, inexperienced, bluff, bluffs, bluffing, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, game of chance, games of chance, faux pas, ace, aces, ace in the hole
"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
Tags:new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires
Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'
'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'
'I've never lost a patient yet. This is my first operation.'
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
Psychiatrist analysing Sigmund Freud.
"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"
Grip will improve with experience.
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, experience, experiences, inexperienced, inexperience, tack, horse tack, saddle, saddles, thelwell
"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, wished, wishing, three wishes, old age, aging, pain, pains, ache, aches, aching, joint pain, joints, arthritis, joint, later years, painful, aged, lesson, recommend, recommending, sensible, overly sensible, salad days, youth, inexperience, practical, realistic, realistically, practically, legend, myths, myth, legends, medical, pain relief
"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, last minute, study, studies, studying, cram, crams, cramming, operation, operations, or room, or rooms, operate, operates, operating, open-heart surgery, open-heart surgeries, last words, learn, learns, learning, inexperience, inexperienced, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, procedure, procedures
"Sorry, but we're looking for someone with more experience."
"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."
Tags:born yesterday, born, birth, newborn, bird, hatched, egg, phrase, clichés, phrases, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, newborns, chick, chicks, hatchling, hatchlings, birds, nestling, nestlings, naivity, naive, family life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, inexperienced, inexperience, cliché, naïve, nest
"When we hired you, Bob, you assured us you had experience stacking cans!"
Tags:grocer, grocery, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocers, grocery store, grocery stores, incompetent, incompetence, shelf, shelves, stacking, stacker, stackers, inexperience, inexperienced, job interview, job interviews, lie, lies, dishonest, dishonesty, cv, supermarket, supermarkets, stacking cans, store display, hiring, wrongful hiring, misrepresent skills, lies on resume, incompetent employees
"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"
"A simple 'NAY' will suffice, Gransby, instead of 'Oh HELL no.'"
"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."