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"I have to admit, I've never seen anyone list 'cleaning out my desk' as a job skill."
Tags:job, jobs, interview, interviewee, job interview, interviewer, personnel, hr, personnel department, hr partment, human resources, resume, resume, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, skill, skills, employable skills, kill set, fire, fired, firing, unemployed, unemployable, desk, desks, clean out my desk, cleaning out my desk, hopeless, unskilled, inexperienced, surprised, surprising
"I suggest ordering the chef's special. It may help him regain his confidence."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fine dining, dine, dines, dining, waiter, waiters, waiting on, waitress, waitressing, order, ordering, menu, menus, special, daily special, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, chef, chefs, fail, failing, poor, regain confidence, confidence boost, unconfident, rookie, unexperienced, customer, customers, inexperienced, lack of confidence
"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."
Tags:wizard, wizards, merlin, magician, magicians, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, king, kings, royal, royals, royality, government, governments, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, inexperience, inexperienced, unemployment, unemployment issues, unemployment crisis, shape shifting, shape shifter, shape shifter, shape-shifting, shape-shifter, shape-shifters, unqualified, under-qualified, under qualified, bad leadership, reshuffles, reshuffle cabinet reshuffle, cabinet reshuffles, reshuffling, cabinet reshuffling
"Was that your first foray into politics?"
Tags:foray, forays, politics, newbie, newbies, naive, naivete, naivety, depose, deposes, deposing, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, politician, politicians, political leader, political leaders, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorillas, leader, leaders, leading, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat world, inexperience, inexperienced, dog-eat-dog, dog-eat-dog world
"You'll need at least seven to ten years of revelant experience to be considered for this kindergarten position."
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."
Tags:rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, politician, politicians, privilege, privileges, privileged, running for office, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, foreign policy, foreign-policy, getting ahead, inexperience, inexperienced, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"I don't believe I've ever shovelled snow. What's it like?"
Tags:rich, richest, wealth, wealthy, upper class, gardener, gardeners, entitled, entitle, snow, snows, snowing, shovel, shovelled, experience, experiences, inexperienced, looked after, inquisitive, describe, describes, description, describing, common task, tasks, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocracy
"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."
"I just want to say before you go under that I'm super excited as this is my first time."
"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."
"With great ignorance comes great confidence."
Tags:politics, political, political leader, political leaders, politician, politicians, president, presidents, government, governments, speech, speeches, public speaking, uninformed, ignorant, ignorance, campaign, campaigns, donald, trump, the donald, arrogant, arrogance, confident, confidence, brainwash, brainwashing, inexperienced, unaware, disregarding facts
"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."
"What do four ones beat?"
Tags:poker, pokers, poker player, poker players, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, beginner's luck, luck, lucky, luck out, lucked out, lucking out, four of a kid, poker hand, poker hands, inexperience, inexperienced, bluff, bluffs, bluffing, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, game of chance, games of chance, faux pas, ace, aces, ace in the hole
"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
Tags:new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires
'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'
'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'
'I've never lost a patient yet. This is my first operation.'
You're never going to catch anything that way.'
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island jokes, desert island joke, meta-joke, meta-jokes, self-referential joke, self-referential jokes, joke, jokes, amateur, amateurs, non-professional, non-professionals, inexperienced, non-specialist, non-specialists, cliche, cliches, cliched, overused, abundance, abundant, meta humour, cartoonist, cartoonist, mock, mocking, mocked, mocks, mockery, sarcasm, sarcastic, art, artist, artists
"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."
Tags:teenager, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, date, dates, dating, bed, beds, poster, posters, rock, rock n' roll, rock band, rock bands, rock music, scare, scares, scary, red flag, red flags, leave, leaves, leaving, evacuate, evacuating, shock, shocked, shocking, inexperienced, bad sign, bad signs, negative, boyfriend, boyfrieneds, second thoughts
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
Psychiatrist analysing Sigmund Freud.
"There are no real Princes left in the world"
'Give me a break - I've never done this before.'