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"They're dividing into three groups, Sire. Infantry, cavalry, and media."
Tags:war, wars, warring, media, media violence, army, armies, infantry, infantries, cavalry, cavalries, siege, sieges, siege warfare, castle, castles, knight, knights, military strategy, military strategies, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, military history, military historian, military historians, medieval, divide, divides, dividing, division, divisions
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
Tags:navy, royal navy, sailor, sailors, soldier, soldiers, war, wars, battle, battles, sea battle, sea battles, battleship, battleships, captain, captains, armed forces, military, militaries, officer, officers, infantry, military service, naval officer, order, orders, swabbing, swabbing the deck, futile, futility, oblivious, unfazed, wwii, world war ii, ww ii, world war, world wars
'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'
Tags:bon voyage, pillage, pillaging, history, historical, one hundred years war, hundred years war, military, militarise, militia, pikemen, pike men, pike, cavalry, anti-cavalry, violence, violent, condone, condoning, ignorance, ignorant, medieval, medieval times, war, warrior, warriors, army, armies, infantry, foot soldiers, wives, women, juxtaposition, love and war
'You can't join the army, you're only an infant.'
"When I signed up for Basic Training, I thought it was a computer class."
"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."
"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"
'Permission to voice concern regarding the men's morale, sir...'
"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."
Tags:soldier, soldiers, army, army infantry, infantry, marine, marines, navy, recruit, recruits, basic, basic training, march, marches, marching, overwork, overworks, overworked, overworking, route march, route marches, foot trouble, foot doctor, foot doctors, podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, foot trouble, foot troubles
"Phew! Thank goodness Royal Mail are on strike. I was due to be posted to Afghanistan today."
'No, Corporal Shirley - You don't get a Purple Heart for a broken fingernail!'
'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'
Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.
'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Battle
'Any lats requests?' 'Could they use blanks?'
'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'
'You know the rules, private - no pets!'
"Touch of greenfly, old chap!"
"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"
Tags:dragoon, dragoons, baboon, baboons, baboon troop, soldier, soldiers, redcoats, infantry, infantry charge, military mistakes, waterloo, army units, army formations, military maneuvers, mistaken orders, poor communication, monkey, monkeys, monkey attack, military history, military historian, military historians
Trump plays golf while a soldier is at war.