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'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
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Face masks fall to the floor around couple.
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"Target in range. Ready... hug."
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Beware of Don
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"I never get sick."
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"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."
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"Maybe a virus rally was a bad idea."
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My Son was a Lice-Free student of the week at Public School 819.
"Butterfield has the flu, Sir - so we're sending him in first."
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'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'
'Excuse me sir, which way to the internet?'
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
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"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."
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'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'
So you are not a hoax after all.
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'And this is the tank where we keep that leperous starfish we found last year.'
"And last weekend there was an ORANGE hospital clown here!"
'Bill! Our PC has been infected with spyware!'
Statue of liberty cautious of catching any illness.
'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'
'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'
'Stand back, Son. I think Rex has rabbis.'