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'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
Tags:pilates, yoga, tai chi, cow, cows, bull, bulls, exercise, exercises, exercising, infect, infects, infected, infectious, addict, addicts, addictive, addicted, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, herd, herds, herder, herders, herded, bug, bugs, disease, diseases, hooked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Dear Mom, I finally went viral
'Time ou! ... Flea!'
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medical professional, medic, medicine, medicines, fungal, fungi, fungal infection, infection, infected, infest, infested, infestation, mushroom, mushrooms, patient, patients, health, healthy, healthcare, living conditions, quality of life, mould, black mould, care, welfare, health and wellbeing, consultant, check up, check-up, checkup
"Don't touch it for 24 hours."
Tags:arrow, arrows, message, messages, scroll, scrolls, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, servant, servants, lockdown, lockdowns, pandemic, pandemics, touch, touches, don't touch, 24 hours, infectuous, infecting, infected, caution, cautious, worry, worried, worrying, disease, diseases, diseased, communicate, communicating, communication
"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
Tags:germ, germs, virus, viruses, bacteria, sterile, sterilizes, sterilises, sick, ill, illness, disease, diseases, infection, infected, infects, sick day, sick days, fitness, offices, office, work, worker, workers, medical, medicine, transparent, businessman, businessmen, business man, business person, businessperson, business people
Beware of Don
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, the donald, quarantine one, vehicle, vehicles, quarantine, quarantines, quarantining, quarantined, infected, infecting, infect, infects, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnosed, presidential election, presidential campaign, stunt, stunts, political stunt, hospitalise, hospitalised, hospitalize, hospitalized, us politics, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, covid, pandemic
"I never get sick."
Tags:arrogant, arrogance, brag, bragging, show off, showing off, boast, boasting, boastful, gloat, gloating, friends, friend, gathering, hangout, sick, sickness, virus, viruses, broken bones, hurt, ill, under the weather, unhealthy, old age, frail, infect, infection, infected, nausea, nauseous, sneeze, sneezing, cough, coughing
My Son was a Lice-Free student of the week at Public School 819.
"Butterfield has the flu, Sir - so we're sending him in first."
Tags:medieval time, medieval times, war, wars, battle, battles, catapult, catapults, catapulted, catapulting, mangonel, mangonels, flu, flus, virus, virus, infect, infects, infecting, infected, first attack, initial plan, initial plans, plan, plans, planning, planned, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, military, militaries
'John, didn't your mom ever tell you if you had a scab you shouldn't picket cause it'll get infected.'
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, coronavirus, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, virus, viruses, infect, infected, contract, contracted, ill, illness, unwell, speech, speeches, hospital, 2020, suffer, suffers, suffering, obnoxious, naive, naivity, survive, survived, survival, red, red-faced
'Leper Colony - No Smokers.'
'Hold it! Don't come any closer! What you have is highly contagious!'
So you are not a hoax after all.
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"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."
"And last weekend there was an ORANGE hospital clown here!"
'And this is the tank where we keep that leperous starfish we found last year.'
"Bloody good luck the damned things were anti-vaxxers, eh wot?"
'Bill! Our PC has been infected with spyware!'
Statue of liberty cautious of catching any illness.
'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'
"Don't read it! He's phishing."
Tags:threat, online, fish, phish, phishing, hack, hacker, hackers, fraud, theft, identity, scam, spam, email, message, messages, link, criminal, criminals, technology, telecommunications, cyber, security, protection, virus, bug, attack, information, pigeon, inbox, personal, password, infected, malware, computer, computers, website, websites, breach, steal, stolen, bank, money, scams, fake, carrier pigeon, carrier pigeons, attachment, attachments, email attachment, email attachments
'It's real leather, but it came from a steer with mad cow disease.'