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'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
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'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Don't touch the fishing rod.'
'While we realize it's difficult having a sick child at home, Mrs. Mote, we believe you sent Philip back a little soon.'
'Poor work habits can be contagious, so we usually quarantine our new employees for a period of observation.'
'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."
'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'
"I can see it from here."
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What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .
'Is this hospital any good for scarlet fever?'
'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'
Say it with Flowers: Get well.
'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'
'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'
'Hold it! Don't come any closer! What you have is highly contagious!'
"I wouldn't get too close. I have a really bad virus."
'Do you think it's contagious?'
"Tag - you have measles!"
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'If you're contagious, fax us your symptoms, and Dr. Sims will e-mail his diagnosis.'
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'I'd like to apologize for some of the crazy things I've said today, Al. Apparently, while you, yourself, do not suffer from insanity, you're a carrier.'
'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'
'Fly season: The one time all year that anyone pays attention what anyone else in the office is doing.'
"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."