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Pollyanna in Hell.
" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."
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"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'
Dante's Undiscovered Prequels
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."
"We're always looking for new ways to increase the suffering."
Tags:suffer, suffers, suffering, cubicle, cubicles, hell, hellhole, hellholes, office, offices, office plan, office plans, dehumanize, dehumanizes, dehumanizing, dehumanise, dehumanising, dehumanises, corporate overlord, corporate overlords, office drone, office drones, tortures, torturers, inferno, dante's inferno, divine comedy, dante
"Is this hell, or is this the line for hell?"
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
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"Thank God we were only house-sitting."
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization
Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here
"I was always afraid to read it before."
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here
Abandon Hope For Wi-Fi All Ye Who Enter Here.
Dante's sponsored tour of hell
If Dante had an activity tracker
Tags:dante, divine comedy, dante alighieri, inferno, poem, poems, hell, underworld, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, activity tracker, activity trackers, exercises, exercising, active lifestyle, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, healthy lifestyle, steps, step, activity, exercise, fitness, tracker, health, myths, myth, literature, hell
The Nine Circles of Heaven
Tags:nice circles, heaven, hell, inferno, dante, dante's inferno, divine comedy, the divine comedy, good behavior, good behaviors, good person, good people, trig, trigonometry, bus, busses, remember birthdays, remembers birthdays, remembering birthdays, afterlife, afterlives, recycle, recycles, recycling, reuse, reuses, reusing, virtue, virtuous, virtuous behavior, floss, flosses, flossing, flosser, flossers
The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!
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'DO we have a Math test today?'
The Hellish Sermon