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"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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"We still don't have children. He's been shooting blanks."
Fertility Clinic - 'This designer baby is no longer fashionable...'
"We couldn't have children, so last year we went overseas and adopted a cat."
World's greatest dad. Worlds greatest sterile guy.
'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'
Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.
Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample
"We used to tell people we were childless by choice until we found they're less judgmental if we blame it on fertility problems."
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"Congratulations! It's a cheque..."
'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'
"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why â�¦ after the break!"
"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"
'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'
Rent a womb.
'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'
"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"
Ancient birth control
Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"
'I see your problem. This is not an infertile pair. They're two males.'
The fetal position for adults who were test tube babies.
"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."