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"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."
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"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
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Where Are They Now?
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"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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The Shop-at-Home Channel's Lowest-rated Show:The Insurance Hour.
"It's 4 A.M.—maybe you'd sleep better if you bought some crap!"
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Please stay tuned. The world has temporarily gone insane.
"I see rain in the near future. And for your full forecast, call me now and for ninety-nine cents a minute I'll tell you."
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Death watches late night teeth infomercial.
"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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"But wait, there's more."
"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"
"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."
"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."
"You can't do infomercials until you've paid your dues by being a has-been first."
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'Never, Ever...be fooled by tv infomercials.'
'I can't think of the brand name, but it's the one that has those disgusting TV commercials.'
"Look, an infomercial."
"My technique for convincing mom of anything is based entirely on infomercials."
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"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."
'Stop watching all those rags to riches infomercials. You've caught the investment bug.'
"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"
'Note to self: Avoid infomercial writers.;