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'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'
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'Put this memo in an envelope marked 'Confidential'. Drop it on the floor in the hall. Make sure you do not seal the envelope. That way, we can be sure all employees will read the memo.'
Information vs. confusion
'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'
'I'll also need your home address, phone number and social security number.'
'On the plus side this lifestyle produces no data for them to get their hands on.'
"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."
'Nutri...nutrition...nutritional value!...Oh the heck with it. I am going to eat whatever is in this box, and then I am going to eat the box just for sport.'
'We're storing our information in the cloud.'
How some politicians make policy by using the information super highway...
'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'
'Garden insects? Look under consumer groups.'
'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'
'Time, Temp, Life Expectancy'
Fool All The People All The Time - Public Relations.
'Whoa! - Too much information!'
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
'I can't believe BP fired me for leaking information.'
'It's quiet... Too quiet.'
'What's an encyclopedia?'
'I see by Facebook that you hate burned toast.'
A businessman suffering from data overload.
'Ten things you should be worried about.'
A secret is information that everybody knows, but no one told.