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'I think your son shows aptitude for becoming a pollster. After each Math answer he writes 'plus or minus 10%.''
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'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'
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'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'
'Gosh, you seem to know a lot about soccer. I like that in a coach.'
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"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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'You're suffering from information overload. I'm going to give you some booklets describing the problem.'
'Communications is a problem here. I never even knew we had an East-Coast Division!'
"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."
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Heading in the right direction.
'If we can't rely on misinformation, what can we rely on?'
Seattle. 10 Starbucks.
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"He's at that awkward age when he tells his teachers valuable information about his parents."
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'Most people recognize the difference between right and wrong? Why wasn't I informed of this?'
Information/Too Much Information
To get you up to speed Higgins, we're in a cartoon and I'm about to say something clever.
'You know, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.'
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'My name is Vernon. Spell it? Okay, that's 'V' as in Viking...'
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'Rap sheets! All the latest criminal stats! Get your rap sheets here!'
'Hey, I ain't n clairvoyant, know what I'm sayin'? They could be hittin' cheeseburgers tomorrow. But today, that's the lure they're hittin'. ...Now, where's my 50 bucks?'
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Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?
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How some politicians make policy by using the information super highway...
'Today everyone protested everything everywhere.'
'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'
'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'