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"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."
Tags:call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, tech, smart phone, smart phones, automated message, computer, computers, customer service, frustrating, frustrated, infuriating, infuriated, automated messaging, modern life, middle age, middle aged, unsubscribe, unsubscribing, subscribe, subscription, subscriptions, notification, notifications
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
Bob's driving you crazy range.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, swing, swings, swinging, driving range, driving ranges, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, crazy, craziness, golf ball, golf balls, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"
Tags:menu, menus, phone call, phone calls, automated, automation, automated, phone menu, phone menus, robot, robot call, robot caller, robot calling, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, understand, understands, understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, support line, support lines, help line, help lines, tech support, infuriating, infuriate, infuriates, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, help, call for help, calling for help
"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."
"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."
Tags:earth, moon, biased, prejudice, ism, isms, bigot, bigots, bigoted, politically correct, political correctness, bias, biases, biased, implicit bias, implicit biases, perspective, perspectives, limited perspective, limited perspectives, complaint, complaints, safe space, safe spaces, campus culture, unaware, awareness, no awareness, lack of awareness, gall, galling, infuriate, infuriating, astronomy, self-centered, self-centred, mankoff
When in Rome...
Tags:suburbs, suburb, suburban, etiquette, housewives, housewife, folding, napkin, napkins, when in rome do as the romans do, when in rome, boring, bored, infuriating, infuriates, posh, fancy, pretentious, pretentiousness, comic strip, comic strips, comic-strip, comic-strips, dinner parties, dinner, manner, manners, job, jobs, occupation, busy, hobby, hobbies, middle class, middle-class
"Where are the cheese sticks?"
Tags:delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, delivery man, delivery men, order, orders, ordering, cheese stick, cheese sticks, eskimos, arctic, inconvenient, inconvenience, forgotten item, forgotten items, missing item, missing items, out of the way, location, locations, antarctic, antarctica, igloo, igloos, redeliver, redelivers, redelivery, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, infuriating
"We were having a fight. He told me to use my words. So, I did."
Tags:fight, fights, fighting, marital dispute, marital disputes, argument, arguments, arguing, condescend, condescending, condescends, violence, use your words, infuriate, infuriating, infuriates, dictionary, dictionaries, big book, big books, using your words, police report, police reports, domestic violence, domestic abuse
"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"
"This is not a good place for me to be off leash."
Tags:leash, leashes, lead, leads, attack dog, attack dogs, dog, dogs, off-lead, off-leash, aggressive, aggressive dog, aggressive dogs, politician, politicians, crooked, crook, crooks, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, political candidate, political candidates, campaign speech, campaign speeches, political campaign, election fatigue, voter fatigue, annoying
"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
Tags:hide, hides, hiding, in hiding, hidden, pariah, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, coward, cowards, cowardly, paranoid, paranoia, worry, worries, worrying, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, furious, angry, anger, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, ceiling, ceiling tile, ceiling tiles, crawlspace, crawlspaces, crawl space, crawl spaces
"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"
Tags:snoring, snore, snores, noise, noises, nuisance, nuisances, disturbances, disturb, disturbed, disturbance, issue, issues, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, deprivation, deprivations, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, police, 911, emergency, emergencies, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, bedroom, bedrooms, marriage, couple, telephone, telephones, report, reports
"I'm bored honey, there's nothing on TV."
Tags:bored, boredom, lazy, idle, sloth, housewife, housework, mother, motherhood, children, tired, overworked, husband, wife, chores, ironing, vacuuming, washing, dishes, homemaker, homemakers, home maker, home makers, stress, stressful, stressing, stressed, chore, chores, home maintenance, home ec, home economics, boredom, idle husband, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners
"Now I see why they call it a 'cursor'".
"How was work, Baldo?"
"I'm promoting Joey...to assistant manager!"
'Chris! My computer's playing up again.'
'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'
'Between your hemming and hawing and Mister Mayfield's stuttering and stammering, I'm about to lose my mind.'
Bad service in a bank.
"It's hot enough now dear."