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'Would a dash of hollandaise sauce be too much to ask?'
"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."
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'Oh so now he buys me flowers.'
'I hate you Dad! All you've ever done is throw your time and love at me - you've never given me enough money.'
"Half A Mile Outside Hamelin"
Tags:pied piper, the pied piper, hamelin, kid, kids, child, childhood, complain, complaining, whine, whining, moaning, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, road trips, roadtrips, road-trips, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, pied piper of hamelin, regret, regretful, mistake, german fairy tales, german fairy tales, whin kid, whining kids, whining child, whining children, ungrateful, ingratitude, ungratefulness, dependent, handfull, a handfull, childish, immature, immaturity
'Talk about ingratitude! They think they built the pyramids...'
"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, thankless job, thankless jobs, ungrateful, ingratitude, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, modern life, modern attitudes, the daily grind, daily grind, rat race, the rat race
"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
'I know you want me to have all the things you never had as a kid, but I'd rather have the things I want.'
We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.
God Gives His First Press Conference
"...and then, you see, next mother's day, I won't get one single card!"
'Thank-you for the flowers. I'll just pop them in a very small vase.'
'You teach them to fly, and what do you get?'
Lady gives a man a rose for Valentine's Day and he eats it.
'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'
'You never notice a thing I do around here.'
'Do I get a gift exchange card with this...'
"Rex could never be accused of biting the hand that fed him."
"She just rolled over and started snoring!"
I know you've given us the best years of your life - that's why I'm letting you go.
Clancy Strip:Male Friendship
"The sad part is, if one of them becomes a big success, he'll say he was self taught."
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