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"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"
Tags:take it with you, taking it with you, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, greed, greedy, selfish, selfishness, inheritance, inherit, inherits, inheriting, will, last will and testament, write a will, writing a will, lawyer, lawyers, 1%, privilege, privileged
Tags:inherit, inheritance, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, deserve, deserves, deserving, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, privilege, privileged, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocratic, royal, royals, royalty, upper class, high class, high status, first world, wealth gap, wage gap, inequality, income inequality, class warfare, rich person, rich people, king, kings
"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
Tags:replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary
'Someday, son, all this will be yours.'
"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."
"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."
'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'
"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
Tags:buttocks, butt, gene, genes, inherit, inherits, inheritance, bum, bums, thanks, thank you, thank yous, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, callipygian, grateful, gratitude, body, body shape, body shapes, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, bdd, self-conscious, self-consciousness, problem area, problem areas, carry weight, carrying weight, weight
"And to Nathan, I bequeath 200 terabytes of photos."
Death 'n' Taxes
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, dark humour, black humour, heir, heirs, inherit, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes, two in one, all in one, insensitive, insensitivity, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, undertaker, undertakers, dying, dead, undignified
Son of the Morning Star
"One day Son all this will be yours."
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, garage, garages, shed, sheds, storage, storage locker, storage lockers, storage room, storage rooms, storage unit, storage units, mess, messy, hoard, hoarder, hoarders, junk, stuff, collection, collections, death, heir, heirs, inherit, inheritance, inheritances, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, son, sons, adult child, storage centre, storage centres, storage center, storage centers, wordly possessions
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
Tags:cow, will, bequeath, last will and testament, probate, beef, burger, steak, red meat, inherit, inheritance, farm, butcher, dinner, food bank, ribs, brisket, shank, rump roast, roast beef, butcher’s chart, choice cuts, deli, farmer, moo, steer, heifer, bull, leather, death, dead, die, meat industry, meat
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
Tags:inheritance, inherit, inherits, unwanted inheritance, will, wills, last will and testament, mother, body, body image, negative body image, self-esteem, low self-esteem, traits, trait, genetic trait, genetic traits, bad trait, bad traits, look alike, mother daughter relationship, mother daughter, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, daughter, daughters, disappointment, disappointed, jowl, jowls, arm flab, gender sterotype, death, dead, loss, rotten inheritance, bad inheritance, unwanted traits, unwanted trait, worst trait, worst traits, dna
Toilet Paper Inheritance
Tags:toilet paper, toilet paper rush, bulk buying, panic buying, panic buy, panic buy, loo roll, hoarding, hoard, hoards, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, inheritance, inherit, inheriting
"Someday, Son, this remote will be yours."
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
Tags:inherit, inheriting, inheritor, inheritors, beaver, beavers, pet beaver, pet beavers, will, wills, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, will and testament, last will and testament, leaving a will, leaving money, estate, lawyer, lawyers, pointless, pointlessness, wasting money, waste of money, pet lover, pet lovers, animal lover, animal lovers
"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."
Tags:will, will and testament, last will and testament, law, lawyer, lawyers, family, families, influence, preference, preferences, decision, decisions, looming death, death, old age, old, will solicitor, will solicitors, inherit, inheritance, inheriting, inherits, money, grump, grumpy, grumpy old man, greed, greedy
"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
Tags:parenthood, parenting, parental, ancient history, history, historical, inherit, inherited, inheritance, attila, attila the hun, hun, the huns, the horde, horde, hordes, the mongols, mongols, mogolian, mongolia, historical, emperor, figure, figures, historical figures, kid, kids, embodiment, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, clubbed, club, brutal, brutally, military, militaristic, instinct, genetic, genetics, upbringing, brought up, nurture, nurtured, family, european, asian, european hisotry, asian history, global history, world history, pop culture, culture
'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'
"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."
"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, inherit, inherits, inheritance, windfall, windfalls, make money, makes money, making money, financial windfall, financial windfalls, come into money, coming into money, family money, meal ticket, meal tickets, kid, kids, hollywood, hollywood parent, hollywood parents, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dad, child, children, kid, kids, offspring, upper class, upper classes