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"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"
Tags:take it with you, taking it with you, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, greed, greedy, selfish, selfishness, inheritance, inherit, inherits, inheriting, will, last will and testament, write a will, writing a will, lawyer, lawyers, 1%, privilege, privileged
"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."
"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
Tags:replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary
"I know my performance has slipped lately but I've been working on my legacy."
"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
Tags:inherit, inheritance, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, deserve, deserves, deserving, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, privilege, privileged, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocratic, royal, royals, royalty, upper class, high class, high status, first world, wealth gap, wage gap, inequality, income inequality, class warfare, rich person, rich people, king, kings
'Someday, son, all this will be yours.'
"One thing we do share with you—we both live on capital accumulated by others."
Tags:hippy, hippies, hipster, hipsters, yuppie, yuppies, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy people, wealthy, trust fund, trust funds, inheritance, money, capital, beatnik, beatniks, common ground, cocktail party, cocktail parties, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, conservative, conservatives
"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
Tags:inherited wealth, heir, heirs, family wealth, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, family life, family-life, heir, heirs, family, earning, earnings, inherited money, silver spoon, silver spoons, silver-spoon, silver-spoons, family money, inheritance, will, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, logic, privilege, privileged, envy, envious, dysfunctional families, dysfunction
"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."
"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, headhunter, headhunters, head-hunter, head-hunters, headhunting, head-hunting, creep, creeps, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, heirloom, heirlooms, family heirloom, family heirlooms, inheritance, spear hunting, spear hunter, relative, relatives, great uncle, great uncles, family history
"I was bless with a sense of entitlement."
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, entitled, entitlement, privilege, privileged, upper class, upper class, poverty gap, class divide, class division, wealthy person, wealthy people, inequality, out of touch, blessed, blessing, blessings, luck, lucky, inheritance
"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, lawyer, lawyers, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, coup, office coup, office coups, overthrown, corrupt, corruption, estate tax, estate-tax, estate tax lawyer, estate-tax lawyers, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes
"One day, son, this will all be gone."
Tags:penguin, penguins, penguin colony, penguin colonies, arctic, antarctica, north pole, south pole, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, melting icecap, melting, icecap, ice-cap, ice-caps, global warming, climate change, climate-change, legacy, legacies, inheritance, heir, hairs, inheritances
"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."
Tags:money, finances, inheritance, inheritances, heir, heirs, inheriting, wealth, wealthy, rich, riches, affluent, well-off, the one percent, the 1%, old money, new money, elite, elites, social status, social class, late bloomer, late bloomers, family, families, club, clubs, country club, country clubs, gentlemen's club, gentlemen's club
"Someday, son, all this will belong to Bill Gates."
Tags:bill gates, technology company, computer company, big business, corporate culture, big businesses, corporate takeover, corporate takeovers, merger, mergers, capitalism, family business, family businesses, silicon valley, inheritance, rapacious, business reputation, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, business, corporate, takeover, takeovers
'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'
"And to Nathan, I bequeath 200 terabytes of photos."
"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."
"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
Tags:buttocks, butt, gene, genes, inherit, inherits, inheritance, bum, bums, thanks, thank you, thank yous, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, callipygian, grateful, gratitude, body, body shape, body shapes, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, bdd, self-conscious, self-consciousness, problem area, problem areas, carry weight, carrying weight, weight
"Don't force me to invoke my rights pf primogeniture."
Tags:growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, old brother, older brothers, firstborn, firstborn child, primogeniture, oldest sibling, oldest child, oldest kids, video game, video games, taking advantage, abuse of privilege, inheritance, rights of primogeniture
Bad Heir Day
Death 'n' Taxes
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, dark humour, black humour, heir, heirs, inherit, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes, two in one, all in one, insensitive, insensitivity, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, undertaker, undertakers, dying, dead, undignified