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"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"
"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
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Death 'n' Taxes
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'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'
'One day this will be someone else's.'
"It's a little less amusing when you hear your kids calling it 'the death tax.'"
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'
'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'
"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"
King Lear and his Accoutant
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'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."
"Chaunce! It's for you!"
'Don't worry about it -- the inheritance tax doesn't apply to kings.'
"Nine lives is great, but the inheritance tax is what kills you."
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"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."
"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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'I inherited therefore I am'
"I wouldn't mind this so much, if it weren't for the inheritance taxes!"
'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'
The death Tax = Loads of Cash.
'I keep having this nightmare that we don't spend the money in time and the kids inherit it all.'
''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'
'You've inherited the family misfortune.' (Inheritance Tax Hike).