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"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
"Someday, this will all be yours."
"It's good news Mr. meek - according to this, you HAVE actually inherited the Earth...!"
"You're inheriting a scary world, Zachary, but you're also inheriting a ton of dough."
King Lear and his Accoutant
'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."
"How long have you been with our firm, Dad?"
"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"
'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'