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"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."
Round two: The champ fights off self-loathing and regret, while the challenger wrestles with self-doubt and insecurity.
"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."
'Any really good, uninhibited, neo-realist adult can do that.'
'Tell the doc the prescription is a mixed blessing. It lowers my anxiety but increases my consumer confidence!'
'This is our most efficient inhibition blocker. It's 99% alcohol.'
Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.
"Still on the Prozac, Miss Edwards?"
'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'
'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'
"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."