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'Man, I hate needles!!'
'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
Medical Professional Birthdays.
Angela Merkel giving George Papandreou an injection
"For the last time lady fudget you don't need innoculations to travel to Watford."
'I'm going to give you an herbal injection and prescribe lots of stuffing.' 'Something just doesn't feel right here.'
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'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'
"God, I hate needles!"
Stupid vet tricks (Vet trying to trick a dog into getting an injection by waving a bone in front of it).
Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.
'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'
The True Achievers.
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Fortunately the flying doctor was also the local darts champ.
'Collagen injections? No, but Bob's handy with a stapler and a pair of sausages ..'
'Be careful when you inject him, the frowny face means he's a biter.'
Laying on a bed of needles.
"There, now that didn't hurt did it boy...."
'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'
'Since the botox, I've had to give up Expressionism.'
Giving a knight an injection.
'Not in the arm, Mr Jason, I'm afraid this one has to be a moonshot.'
Get up and go
'The fed said, if interest rate cuts don't work, they'll consider injecting steroids into the economy...'
'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'