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'Man, I hate needles!!'
'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.
'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'
'I thought you were supposed to do no harm!'
"For the last time lady fudget you don't need innoculations to travel to Watford."
"I could use a real shot in the arm, but my HMO doesn't cover it."
'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'
Stupid vet tricks (Vet trying to trick a dog into getting an injection by waving a bone in front of it).
Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.
Laying on a bed of needles.
'I'll be away on a month's holiday, so I'm giving you all your shots at once.'
'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'
'I don't know what they've injected you with, but the side effects are interesting...'
'The fed said, if interest rate cuts don't work, they'll consider injecting steroids into the economy...'
'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'
'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'
We've discovered this cures hypochondria without even having to inject it...!