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'Man, I hate needles!!'
"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."
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"It's used to put down horses, but in small doses it's very relaxing."
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Trump and Covid
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheating, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better."
"Technically, he's an essential worker."
Tags:worker, workers, essential worker, essential workers, hulk, the hulk, the incredible hulk, vaccine, vaccines, covid-19, covid, covid-19 vaccine, coronavirus, coronavirus vaccine, doctor, doctors, force, forces, forced, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, protection, protecting, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, enemy, enemies, protect humans, protecting humans, inject, injects, injecting, injection, injections, prioritise, prioritising, priority, priorities
"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."
Tags:healthcare, healthcare reform, health care reforms, reform, reforms, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, injection, injections, doctor, doctors, inject, injecting, injected, injects, politics, awareness, petty, pettiness, phobia, phobic, trypanophobia, trypanophobias, trypanophobic, needle, needles
"I got Pfizer, I got Moderna, I got AstraZeneca."
Tags:drug, drugs, drug dealer, drug dealers, dealer, dealers, dealing, vaccine, vaccines, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, covid-19 vaccine, covid-19 vaccination, vaccination, vaccinations, sell, sells, selling, injection, injections, injecting, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, option, options, recreational drugs, supply, supplies, supplying, trench coat, trench coats, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, black market
Man cannot afford veterinary treatment for dog so attempts to administer an injection himself.
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, vet, vets, veterinary, veterinary practice, veterinary practices, expensive, unaffordable, insurance, pet insurane, medicate, medicates, medication, needle, needles, adminster, administers, administering, inject, injects, injecting, emergency rooms, emergency room, doctor, doctors, attack, attack, attacked, bitten, hospital, hospitals, sedate, sedation
"Don't inject yourself with disinfectant..."
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Covid injected with vaccine
'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'
"The first one's just a warning."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, kid, kids, child, children, paediatrician, paediatricians, pediatrician, pediatricians, paediatrics, pediatrics, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, warning, warnings, shot, shots, warning shot, warning shots, injection, injections, vaccinating, injecting
Tags:history, past, early people, vaccinate, vaccinates, vaccinating, vaccinated, vaccination, vaccinations, doctor, doctors, inject, injecting, injected, injects, injection, injections, history, blowgun, blowguns, virologist, virologists, virology, vviruses, virus, covid, covid 19, covid-19, corona, coronavirus
"Gimme a shot!"
'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'
The True Achievers.
Tags:performance-enhancing drugs, performance enhancing drugs, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, drug, drugs, drug addiction, cheating, cheats, sport cheats, steroids, growth hormone, stimulants, steroid, achievement, achievements, sports, cheater, cheaters, shortcut, shortcuts, short cut, short cuts, dishonest, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pill, pills, injection, injections, inject, injects, injecting, human growth hormone, hgh
Laying on a bed of needles.
'Time for your pills.'
'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'
Get up and go
'The fed said, if interest rate cuts don't work, they'll consider injecting steroids into the economy...'