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'Man, I hate needles!!'
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'
"The first one's just a warning."
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'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'
The True Achievers.
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Laying on a bed of needles.
'Time for your pills.'
'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'
Get up and go
'The fed said, if interest rate cuts don't work, they'll consider injecting steroids into the economy...'
'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'
'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'
One handed drug addict has a problem.
'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'
"Where the heck are you?"
"I hate needles!"
Inserting Soldier with Injection
"Is this going to sting?"
"I don't get many tax inspectors."
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"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"