Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."
Tags:doctor, doctors, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, inject, injects, injecting, injection, injections, lip injection, lip injections, collagen, collagen lip injection, collagen lip injections, warn, warns, warning, risk, risks, risking, fish, fishes, change, changes, changed, big lips fish, big lips fishes, unimpressed, side effect, side effects
'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
"It's used to put down horses, but in small doses it's very relaxing."
Tags:doctor, doctors, inject, injects, injecting, injection, injections, patient, patients, needle, needles, medicate, medicating, medication, horses, inappropriate, misprescribe, misprescribed, medical malpractice, malpractice, bedside manner, small dose, small doses, relax, relaxes, relaxing, put down, putting down, horse medication, inappropriate, illegal drugs
Trump and Covid
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, the donald, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, corona, covid 19, virus, presidential election, presidential elections, biden 2020, biden harris, presidential race, presidential races, presidential campaigns, antidote, uncle sam, diagnosis, current crises, current crisis, heal, heals, injection, injections, inject, injecting, injected, injects, 2020 election, 2020 elections
To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."
Tags:healthcare, healthcare reform, health care reforms, reform, reforms, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, injection, injections, doctor, doctors, inject, injecting, injected, injects, politics, awareness, petty, pettiness, phobia, phobic, trypanophobia, trypanophobias, trypanophobic, needle, needles
Medical Professional Birthdays.
Man cannot afford veterinary treatment for dog so attempts to administer an injection himself.
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, vet, vets, veterinary, veterinary practice, veterinary practices, expensive, unaffordable, insurance, pet insurane, medicate, medicates, medication, needle, needles, adminster, administers, administering, inject, injects, injecting, emergency rooms, emergency room, doctor, doctors, attack, attack, attacked, bitten, hospital, hospitals, sedate, sedation
Angela Merkel giving George Papandreou an injection
"For the last time lady fudget you don't need innoculations to travel to Watford."
"Don't inject yourself with disinfectant..."
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, write, writes, writing, america, united states, us, skywriting, smoke, inject, injects, injecting, disinfectant, disinfectants, pandemic, pandemics, trump, medical advice, medical, president donald trump, coronavirus, corona virus, covid-19, message, messages
'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'
"God, I hate needles!"
Stupid vet tricks (Vet trying to trick a dog into getting an injection by waving a bone in front of it).
'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'
The True Achievers.
Tags:performance-enhancing drugs, performance enhancing drugs, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, drug, drug addiction, cheats, sport cheats, steroids, growth hormone, stimulants, steroid, achievement, achievements, sports, cheater, cheaters, shortcut, shortcuts, short cut, short cuts, dishonest, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pill, pills, injection, injections, inject, injects, injecting, human growth hormone, hgh
'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'
Fortunately the flying doctor was also the local darts champ.
'Be careful when you inject him, the frowny face means he's a biter.'
Laying on a bed of needles.
'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'
'Since the botox, I've had to give up Expressionism.'
'Not in the arm, Mr Jason, I'm afraid this one has to be a moonshot.'
Giving a knight an injection.
'The fed said, if interest rate cuts don't work, they'll consider injecting steroids into the economy...'