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'Brian was dropped from the team after picking up a nasty leg injury.'
School for the gifted - can't use stairs.
"And when I turned around, there was the biggest shark you ever seen!"
'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'
'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'
'I got scared. Unfortunately, I was standing on a concrete floor at the time...'
'The good news is...he landed on his head.'
Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.
'Crisis, what crisis?' asks DoH Minister.
A seasoned camper cuts himself.
'Mr Dumpty, I'm taking you off walls...and risky investments.'
Pamploma Running Of The Bulbs....
'I love it when he plays the part of the hurt little boy.'
'We're keeping you under wraps until we can figure out what to do with you.'
"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"
Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.
"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."
'Everything's running smoothly at the office, sir, I'll personally drink to that!'