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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."
Tags:history, myths, health, fitness, rotator cuff, rotator cuffs, injury, injuries, repetitive stress, throwing arm, throwing arms, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dl, disabled list, disabled lists, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, mankoff
'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, swell, swells, swelling, swollen, squeeze, squeezes, squeezing, squeezed, ankle, ankles, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, bandage, bandages, bandaged, bandaging, tight, tightly, tighten, tightens, inflate, inflates, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Try falling down and scraping your knee. Then you can talk to me about pain."
Tags:kid, kids, child, empathy, empathetic, unsympathetic, unempathetic, pain, in pain, hurt, hurting, emotional pain, emotional hurt, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problems, mental health problem, scraping knee, booboo, booboos, injury, injuries, injured, upset
'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, knee joint, knee joints, knee, knees, joint, joints, lego, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, rebuilt, operating theater, operating theatre, hospital, hospitals, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
'Swelling, Babcock, is our body's way of telling us that something's wrong. But if you insist on staying in the game, hey, it's your elbow.'
"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
Tags:fast ball, fast balls, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, good arm, good arms, great arm, ease up, eases up, easing up, accident, accidents, accidental, too hard, speed, speedy, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, pitcher's mound, meeting, meetings, tip, tips
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, basketball, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, broken leg, broken legs, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, first aid, first aiders, first aider, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'
'Could you repeat the question?'
Tags:box, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxes, head injury, head injuries, punch, punches, punched, punching, puncher, punchers, fight, fights, fighting, concussion, concussions, amnesia, injury, injuries, injured, interview, interviewed, interviews, interviewing, memory loss, memory, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, friendly drunks, life story, life stories, sport, sports, skating, skater, skaters, ice dancing, ice dancer, ice dancers, hockey, hockey player, hockey players, ice hockey, athlete, athletes, career, careers, injury, injuries, recovery, recovered, resume, continue, career change, career changes, fashion, costume, costume, fancy, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, discovered, discovery, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects
'Hellooo, I can spell'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, spell, spells, spelling, speller, spellers, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, doctor, doctors, first aid, first aids, first aider, first aiders, ligament, ligaments, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Tags:assistant, assistance, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, head, headache, headaches, head injury, head injuries, head trauma, head traumas, trauma, traumas, oblivious, obliviousness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, help, helps, helping, emergency, emergency room, emergency rooms, injury, injuries, a&e, accident and emergency
'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
Tags:pirate, pirates, captain, captains, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, compensation, compensate, compensating, compensated, personal injury, personal injuries, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog cone, dog cones, dog cone collar, dog con collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, injury, injuries, injures, injured, bull horn, bull horns, microphone, microphones, platform, platforms, speak up, speaking up, speak out, speaking out, issues, issue, problem, problems, centre stage, terrier, terriers, opinion, opinions, opinionated, silver lining, make lemonade
"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"
Tags:competition, free market, free markets, competitor, competitors, laissez-faire, laissez-faire economics, is there a doctor in the house, private medicine, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, managed competition, doctor, doctors, privatized, privatization, privatised, privatisation, healthcare, health care, injury, injuries, play, plays, profit motive, profit motives, qualification, qualifications, qualified
"How long have you been into the body-piercing thing?"
"Want to hear about my day?"
'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'
Tags:stick man, stick men, stickman, stickmen, twig, twigs, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, stretch, stretches, stretching, muscle, muscles, stretched, warm up, warm ups, warmup, warmups, prepare, prepares, preparing, preparation, preparations, football, american football, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'