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'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'
'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
'If the government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'
'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'
'The IRS is here to bite the hand that feeds it.'
'Do away with all the tax loopholes you want, but don't mess with my entitlements!'
'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'
'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'
'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'
'Keep a stiff upper lip, Mr. Haskins. That's all you get to keep.'
'I'm afraid ballpark estimates won't do.'
To err is human and subject to penalty
'Our goal is to eliminate tax loopholes... so from now on they'll be called donut holes.'
Luck of the IRS.
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.
'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'
'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'
'What's happened to us, Harlow? We use to be in favor of taxing the rich to help the poor.'
'I'm sorry, but we no longer accept payment in US dollars.'
'You owe income tax, social security tax, and of course, graduated tax.'
Two doors. One says, 'IRS Entrance,' and the other says, 'Locked.'
"You can't hide from us!"
'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'