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'If the government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'
'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'
'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'
"This guy makes big money, but every penny goes to support his opulent life style. Let's give him a break."
'I'm sorry, but to lower your taxes you're going to have to make more money.'
'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'
'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'
'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'
'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'
'I haven't found anything wrong with your books yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'
'Due to all the government bailouts, you'll need to earn more. We're counting on you to bail us out.'
'It really is a newer and friendlier IRS!'
'You mean you've been depreciating me ever every year since we got married?'
'Thanks for the check; however, if it's made out to the 'infernal revenue service', it's considered a frivolous return.'
Accountant speaks with client in ball room and fun with taxes
'Its a shame that the taxpayers and voters are the same person.'
'When did the IRS start paying refunds in lottery tickets?'
'Not unless the IRS accepts hot chocolate as currency for payment your gran'pa gave you for shoveling his snow last winter.'
'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'
"I see the problem ... you used the short form."
IRS Meets Tea Party
IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'
'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'
'Here's a little blues song I wrong about folks being socked with capital gains taxes when they 'buy low, sell high'. . .'
'Certainly I expect to deduct the diet clinic. The lean and hungry look is for business purposes.'