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Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
"I hope you're not going to let your parents pass by without speaking to them."
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
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"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
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"Owing to an impetuous act of your Great-Great-Aunt Pumpkin's, we now have owls in the family."
"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."
"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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"My wife said I had to get flowers for my mother-in-law....I don't suppose you have any dead ones laying around?"
Luna - short for Lunatic.
"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."
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"...and exactly how long are your parents planning on staying?"
"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"
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'Oh no! I can't remember what I forgot to bring!'
"Why do you wear that when we go to my parents?"
"Mother says we need to talk."
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"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
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"No, Sir. Your in-laws don't qualify as pest."
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"All right, all right. I swear I won't argue with any of your relatives this Thanksgiving."
'Check this out. These sharp drops in his vital signs coincide with visits from his inlaws.'
"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."
Tags:chronic fatigue syndrome, cfs, myalgic encephalomyelitis, me, excuse, excuses, fake, fakes, faking, ill, illness, illnesses, faker, fakers, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, psychosomatic, transparent, obvious, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, mother in-law, mothers in-law, father in-law, fathers in-law, convenient, convenient excuse, convenient excuses, extended family, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families
It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!
'Dang-burnit, Slappy! I told you to round up some outlaws! Not my in-laws!!'
Will was excited to be bonding more with his father-in-law-to-be until he noticed the head of the driver.
"My relatives are unable to visit this Christmas."
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"Great. We can send my wife and her mother to Cornwall, and I'll go to Spain."
Tags:inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, mother in law, son in law, son-in-law, mother-in-law, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, extended family, family holiday, family holidays, abroad, tourist, tourists, destination, destinations, marital problems, marriage problems, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency