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To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
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It has been 103 innings since I last played.
"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."
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'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'
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"It's the middle of the inning and the investment advisors have taken the field."
'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'
'OK, OK, you win! ... here's 50 grand now, and you'll get another 50 when you get us out of this inning.'
'How does your arm feel, big guy? Can you go another inning?'
Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.
'7th inning, stretch time.'
'And when the vault blows, we grab the loot, jump in the getaway car and then disappear...'
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'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'
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'They play five innings or until six parents fall asleep, whichever comes first.'
'Attaboy, Dewey! Three up and three down!'
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"Can't it wait just one more inning?"
It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.
Indians Smoke Signals.
'Ronnie, don't forget to throw the ball to the cutoff man.'
'If you'd like a better look, I'd be happy to stand behind you for a few innings.'
Notice to bowler on umpires back - Remember Length and Line
Terence 'Lightning' Topley-personal description
Cricket supporter on a desert island with puppets
Characters of the game