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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
'Ok everyone, we want fresh ideas. There's no point in reinventing the...the...errmm...'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
"My people have worked out many, many things to do with feathers."
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'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'
"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"Any word back from the TED conference?"
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Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers
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Innovate or die.
The First Stairs
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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "
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"Now, that's the kind of innovative thinking I'd like to see around our shop."
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'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'
'Bigger and better golden parachutes is not the kind of innovative proposals that will move our company forward.'
'Well, SURE they'd like me to come up with bold and innovative ideas...but I've got a career to protect!'
'But this is the way we've always done it.'
'Basically, we're looking for cost-effective, efficient tried and true ideas that look like bold innovation thinking while not scaring the poop out of everyone.'
'Okay - let's take this bold initiative and whittle it down to something we can all ignore.'
"You do have good ideas, Philips, but around here we don't rush wildly ahead and do any damned thing just because it happens to be a good idea."
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Brainstorm in progress.
'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'
'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.
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"We don't need to reinvent the wheel - just the earnings report."