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"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."
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"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
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"I thought 'viola da gamba' and then, of course, I thought of you."
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"The real breakthrough didn't come till I stopped thinking with my tail."
"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"
"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."
"They were just hanging out online, but now they're dancing between the sheets!"
'The gentleman would like to buy you a drink if you'll follow him on twitter, and I'd be really grateful if you didn't explain what that means.'
'Do these plants make my assets look big?'
Ethics Investigating Committee: No Innuendo Beyond this Point!
"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."
'Is that your pop-up timer or are you just glad to see me?'
"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"
"Well, Mr IT-Specialist...it seems that your hardware just turned into software."
'...and you can download all sorts of forms from the internet.'
'How do you like the sailor suit?' - 'Not bad, but are you sure you have the coastline for it?'
'That easter egg is small...are you saying I am fat.'
'I'm looking for a book about innuendos' 'A big one?'
'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'
'I've found a profitable niche in Constitutional Innuendo.'
'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'
A satanic propostion.
'Your wife was very hot in bed last night.'