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"Hmm... Better look into those Clintons."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"
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"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
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'Do you repair immune systems?'
"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"
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"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"
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"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
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"Five percent of my income is from lemonade, and the rest is from charity."
'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'
They lived happily ever after? Isn't that based entirely on anecdotal evidence?"
"Somehow, Mr. Weber, I don't think you're putting a concerted effort into finding a job."
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"We did have a book on The Bermuda Triangle but it mysteriously disappeared."
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The big life questions that really get us thinking.
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'The government is establishing a committee to inquire into if we have enough committees.'
'I don't know...Why don't you write and ask Larry King why he never TV interviewed the Bush's Scottish Terrier, Barney.'
'How butch is that doggy in the window?'
'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'
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Unhappy worker at 'Enquiries' desk has a t-shirt that says 'Can't be arsed'.
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'I understand that some patrons are getting flies in their soup.'
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"Could you check if someone found my lost self-esteem?"
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