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"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"
"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"
"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"
"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'
'Dumbo? How did you ever get a nickname like that?'
"An equation for your thoughts?"
They lived happily ever after? Isn't that based entirely on anecdotal evidence?"
"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"
"Somehow, Mr. Weber, I don't think you're putting a concerted effort into finding a job."
"We did have a book on The Bermuda Triangle but it mysteriously disappeared."
My teacher says I ask too many questions.
Child ask, 'Mum, what's it like to be old?' She answers, 'I don't know dear...ask your father!'
Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'