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'My god, he's insane.'
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."
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"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
'Your honor, if hiring a lawyer with a track record as bad as mine doesn't prove my client's insanity, I don't know what does,'
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"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."
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Tags:insanity, temporary insanity, piano, grand piano, pianos, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, singer, singers, opera singer, opera singers, insane, upstage, upstaging, perform, performance, performers, starring daggers, angry, anger, angered, annoyed, annoyance, musician, musicians, overshadow, overshadowing, self centered, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, mistake, stupid, stupidity, stealing the thunder, accompanist, accompanists, knowing your place, know your place
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
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"'Completely insane' is still a relative term."
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"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
Turf War on West 49th Street
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"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"
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'It looks like mad cow disease.'
'Just for me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit.'
"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'
"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."
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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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"Don't remind him it's Father's Day."
"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."
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