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"It's the loony bin. They want to know if you're coming back."
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'No need to apologize, Frank. Reasonable minds can differ!'
'Yes, I'm an institutional investor - In fact, I'm calling from one!'
"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."
Tags:committed, psych ward, psychiatric hospital, psychiatric hospitals, psych wards, mental hospital, mental hospitals, insane asylum, insane asylums, mental health, commitment, commitments, committed relationship, committed relationships, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, love life, patient, patients
"They're serving us FRUITCAKE!...with nuts!"
Tags:insane asylum, padded room, psychiatric hospital, psychiatric hospitals, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, mental health, mental illness, reynolds unwrapped, nut, nuts, fruitcake, fruitcakes, birthday cake, birthday cakes, you are what you eat, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietician, dieticians, dietitian, dietitians, straight jacket, straight jackets, straitjacket, straitjackets
Tags:the scream, edvard munch, modern art, modern artwork, contemporary art, contemporary artwork, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, couch, couches, famous artwork, famous art, insane asylum, lunatic asylum, lunatic asylums
'I'm the greatest president ever!'
"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."
Tags:committed, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, dependency, dependencies, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, technical advances, insane asylum, insane asylums, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, involuntary commitment, asylum, asylums
Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.
"Your toothache is imaginary. If it gets wors you may have to check into a dental asylum."
Tags:mental asylum, mental asylums, mental health, mental state, metal states, mental illness, mental illnesses, insane asylum, insane asylums, toothache, toothaches, dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dentistry, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, imaginary pain, somatization disorder
Sunshine Bedlam and Breakfast.
'All we know is that she had a discussion with her husband and he told her she was right...'
Tags:married life, married couple, married couples, mental health, mental state, mental illness, insane asylum, insane asylums, breakdown, breakdowns, domestic, domestics, husband, husbands, wife, wives, shock, shocks, bad shock, mental illnesses, straitjacket, straitjackets, straightjackets, straightjacket
"I make up conspiracy theories."
"Oh, livin' la vida loca - What about you?"
'Grant your mother asylum? Sure - I'll see if the sanitarium has any openings.'
'I have a letter for your here from the DWP - It says you're fit for work.'
'Before this was a winery, it was an insane asylum - not one grape, just a lot of nuts.'
Insane Asylum/Shipping department/ Canned Laughter.
Asylum - May contain nuts.
"He forgot to record his show, so he had to watch it live. 693 commercials in one hour was too much for him to handle."
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Christmas at the Asylum.