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'My god, he's insane.'
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."
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"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."
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"On paper I'm crazy."
'Your honor, if hiring a lawyer with a track record as bad as mine doesn't prove my client's insanity, I don't know what does,'
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"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
"'Completely insane' is still a relative term."
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"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"
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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'
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"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."
'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'
"Don't remind him it's Father's Day."
"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."
"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
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"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."
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At the Corner of Irate and Insane