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'I told you he had high blood pressure!'
A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.
Tags:summer camp, summer camps, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, sleepaway, sleep-away, kid, kids, child, children, letter, letters, letters home, parent, parents, family, families, parents day, animal, animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, mosquito, mosquitoes, blood, blood type, blood types, insect bite, insect bites, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, trick, tricks, trap, traps
Bothered by Midges
'Are you sure you don't want to use my bug spray?'
"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."
Tags:tick, ticks, paranoia, paranoid, garden of eden, paradise, paradises, garden of earthly delights, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, old testament, genesis, torah, the torah, earthly paradise, check, checks, checking, bite, bites, biting, insect bite, insect bites, bug bit, bug bites, nuisance, nuisances
'Ha, he's barefoot! Call the gang... It's get even time.'
'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'
I hate mozzies.
'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'
Hank,watch out for the biting insects.I hear they are pretty bad here.'
"You also acquired some nasty insect bites...try not to scratch them."
Tags:insect, insects, insect bite, insect bites, mosquito, mosquitoes, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, scratch, scratches, scratching, itch, itches, itching, cast, casts, full body cast, full body casts, hospital bed, hospital beds, hospital, hospitals, frustration, frustrations, bad news, worse news, discomfort, uncomfortable, broken bone, broken bones, worst case scenario, worst case scenarios
'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'
'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'
Tags:mosquito, mosquitoes, bug, bugs, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, insect, insects, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, insect bite, insect bites, remodel, remodels, remodelling, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, home improvement, home improvements, redecorate, redecorating, redecorates, tattoo, tattoos, tattooing
'The cure for spider bites, John, is indoor plimbling.'
ON (bug spray)
'I've done nothing wrong, but I'm thinking of giving some blood.'
"What's that welt, Gracie?"
'Well George, is that new insect repellent keeping the flies off the cows?'
What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -
'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'
'Dang! It's hard to meditate with all these mosquitoes!'
The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.