Insider Trader Cartoons and Comics

Don't Even Think of Insider Trading

"It wasn't insider trading. It was free-market capitalism."

'The insider traders always sit together.'

"If this doesn't get you indicted, nothing will."

"Relax...it's only insider trading if you get caught."

"Does insider trading apply to us?"

"I'd like to return these - they're no good for insider dealing."

'Due to the insider trading probe, Mr. Haskell prefers to do plein-air trading on the roof.'

'At least here they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Some insider trader you turned out to be.'

'The statute of limitations ran out on his insider trading but not, apparently, on his third grade spit-ball throwing.'

'Quick, shut the door - insider trader!'

A needlepoint message to free Martha Stewart.

Martha Stew-Art.

'Martha Stewart thought she had complete blanket coverage, oops!' [Obscured speech: 'It's a good thing.']

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."