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'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
'I'm beginning to wonder about Larry's commitment to the faith.'
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
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"I would gladly do your time for you but I have a prepaid vacation to Tahiti coming up."
"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"
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"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."
"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."
Tags:sacramental wine, communion wine, altar wine, eucharist, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, communion, holy communion, christianity, wine, wines, red wine, rose, rose wine, fair weather friends, occasional churchgoer, churchgoer, churchgoers, devout, lapsed catholic, lapsed anglican, lapsed christian, lapsed, insincere, insincerity, alter boy, alter boys, parent, parents
"Of course the company appreciates your years of loyalty."
Tags:fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, loyal, loyalty, loyal dog, loyal dogs, insincere, insincerity
'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''
"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."
Tags:reagan, ronald reagan, wave, waves, waving, president, presidents, united sates, usa, republican, republicans, gop, grand old party, reagan republican, reagan republicans, personality, personality-driven, smile, smiles, smiling, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, insincere, politician, politicians, insincerity
"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"
Tags:businessmen, businessman, insincere, handshake, handshakes, insincerity, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, lawyer, lawyers, business deal, business deals, corporate culture, corporate politics, exec, execs, executive, executives, office politics, business negotiation, business negotiations
"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"
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Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'
Every election year politicians make the same old promises...
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"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."
Tags:thank you, thank you card, thank you cards, gift, gifts, present, presents, appreciation, appreciations, insincere, insincerity, white lie, white lies, sincere, sincerity, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, worry, worrier, worriers, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, text, texting, text message, text messages, ambiguity, ambiguous
In their secret campaign to enslave humanity, the machines make their first big misstep with Artificial Sincerity.
Tags:ai, artificial intelligence, ai takeover, ai takeovers, misstep, missteps, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, insincere, insincerity, sincere, sincerity, lack of sincerity, suspicion, suspicions, enslave, enslaves, enslaving, machine, machines, robot, robots, robot uprising, robot uprisings, secret campaign, secret campaigns, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, grouch, grouchy
"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
Expressions of sorrow remorse regrets apologies $100
"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."
Tags:let's do lunch, cliche, cliches, cliched, businessman, businessmen, cancel, cancels, canceling, cancelling, plan, plans, planning, fad, fads, eighties, '80s, 80s, yuppie, yuppies, slang, slang term, slang terms, phrase, phrases, lingo, jargon, insincere, insincerity, false, fake person, fake people, executive, executives, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls
"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."
"Little does he know that I'm using a 'Rolling my Eyes' app."
Booger-Boy Scandal 5: 'A-hem, 'Sorry if you mistook something I said as somehow being offensive. Now everyone should stop dwelling of the past and just get over it.''
We apologize for the inconvenience.
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'Coal again? Really? After all the money I've spent trying to look good?'