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'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
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'We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, baby, babies, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, inspector, inspectors, detective, detectives, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, steal, steals, thief, thieves, perpetrator, perpetrators, criminal, criminals, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Bad news - safety inspections are being cut.'
"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
Tags:cow, cows, beef, beef cow, slaughter, slaughtered, slaughters, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, butcher, butchers, abattoir, abattoirs, millennial, modern, modern life, modern world, achievement, achievements, award, awards, meat, meat industry, food industry, inspect, inspector, cattle, livestock, herd, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, vegetarian, vegetarianism, animal
'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'
'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'
Three Financial Experts and One Jerk
Tags:financial experts, jerk, jerks, audit, audits, auditors, auditor, accountant, accountants, accountancy, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, corrupt, corruptions, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
'Let me just check the code book.'
"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."
The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!
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'The inspectors will never find us here!'
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'
The Lone Auditor
Tags:auditor, auditors, audit, audits, masked man, masked men, masked figure, masked figures, mystery, mysterious, inspection, inspections, inspector, undercover, disguise, disguises, in disguise, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, auditing, accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, charterer accountant, charter accountants, ranger, rangers, bandit, bandits
"Inspected by #16."
'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'
'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
The bear inspects and eats the garbage.
Useless Eraser Inspector
What code violations?
Tags:singer songwriters, auditor, auditors, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, accountant, accountants, accountancy, singer songwriter, singer, singers, performer, performers, triple threat, auditing, regulator, regulation, regulations, regulators, corrupt, corruption, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'
'You say it's a boat, I say it's a house, and it's not up to code.'
'Not now Kato!'