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'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
'We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, baby, babies, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, inspector, inspectors, detective, detectives, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, steal, steals, thief, thieves, perpetrator, perpetrators, criminal, criminals, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Bad news - safety inspections are being cut.'
'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'
'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'
Three Financial Experts and One Jerk
Tags:financial experts, jerk, jerks, audit, audits, auditors, auditor, accountant, accountants, accountancy, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, corrupt, corruptions, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."
'The inspectors will never find us here!'
'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'
"Inspected by #16."
'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'
'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
The bear inspects and eats the garbage.
Useless Eraser Inspector
What code violations?
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'You say it's a boat, I say it's a house, and it's not up to code.'
'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'
'No, no Mrs Watkins. Wrapping children in cotton wool flies in the face of all our health and safety guidelines. It's a terrible choke hazard.'
'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'
'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''
'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'
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'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'