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Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.
'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'
'I told him not to install central air.'
'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'
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"Maybe you set it up wrong."
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'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'
"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"
'Hey, Frank.. are we interested in buying a window?'
'Derek - I'm uninstalling you.'
Realistic terms of agreement options. . .
"John's been trying to install windows on the computer but he's having trouble."
The Moe Howard Installation
Computer tech support sacred offering
Meet Mister Printer!
'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'
'It started with me installing a surveillance camera to guard the register, but then my O.C.D. kicked in.'
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'Not much, just installing a 'Get-to-the-point' button in the jury box.'
'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'
'It's about time you got jets installed!'
'Wouldn't you know it? We install solar power and the sun goes out.'
"I know! Let's install a digital media head unit with wi-fi connectivity...a 340-watt four-channel amp...and two 18-inch subwoofers with four 1-OHM voice coils!"
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Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.
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'What Open Sesame bit? I had my contractor install an automatic garage door opener.'
Computer Software Agreement.
He awoke,regretting having installed a wrong side of the bed.