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'I promise to love you in thirty six equal monthly installments.'
'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'
'So you're saying your autobiography has eight sequels?'
"'Genesis' was brilliant! I can't wait for the next installment."
"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."
"If I win, I'm taking my payments over the next 30 years!"
Woman at Post Office Drop box see a sign: National Debt Solutions.
'Well, just because we're a mega bank doesn't make yoy a nameless, faceless person Mr.RT600909!'
Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.
'I'm sorry, NEXT!'
'Just take a look at this on-board computer. It can figure square roots, percentages and the interest rate of your monthly installment.'
'Ready for the next installment?' (at a marriage counselor).
'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'
"What happens if I'm a little late with one of the installments?"
"He only made first four installments."
'Will the Buffo cure Gwendolyn's headache? Will it upset her stomach? Tune in to tomorrow's commercial and find out!'
"Ask about paying by Direct Debit."