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How to run a marathon.
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'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'
"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."
Tags:strange request, strange requests, instruction, instructions, request, requests, doctor's orders, doctors orders, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, song, songs, singalong, singalongs, ditty, ditties
Further Studies in Pigeon English
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"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."
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'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'
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"This is why you read the instructions."
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'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'
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"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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"O.K., now put Tab A into Slot B."
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"Your instructions were perfect."
Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations
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Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...
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'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'
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'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
How To Go In
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Too many coxes.
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'Correct...Now do it again, and this time, with feeling.'
The Envelope-America Corporation New Employees' Seminar #1
'I'm stuck. Check it out on Google.'
"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."
"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
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'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'