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How to run a marathon.
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'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'
"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."
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Further Studies in Pigeon English
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"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."
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'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'
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"This is why you read the instructions."
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'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'
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"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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"O.K., now put Tab A into Slot B."
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"Your instructions were perfect."
Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations
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'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
How To Go In
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'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'
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Too many coxes.
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'Correct...Now do it again, and this time, with feeling.'
'I'm stuck. Check it out on Google.'
"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."
"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
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'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'
"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."
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'Because I'm your agent, and I say its good for you.'