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"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
Early Battering Rams
"That is our smallest, lightest phone....and here are the instructions!"
"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."
'This instructional manual will make that college and financial loan application easy peasy.'
Invisible Man Kit
"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"
"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."
'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'
Computer engineer who doesn't know what he's doing.
Didn't Bother To Read the Instructions
'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'
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"Would it kill you to 'just once' read the instructions?"
"You should have told me you needed advice."
"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"
"Every marriage comes with this set of instructions - Which the bride already knows by heart and the groom will likely never read."
Ikea Head Office