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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."
Early Battering Rams
"That is our smallest, lightest phone....and here are the instructions!"
"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."
'This instructional manual will make that college and financial loan application easy peasy.'
Invisible Man Kit
"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."
'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'
Didn't Bother To Read the Instructions
Computer engineer who doesn't know what he's doing.
'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'
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"Would it kill you to 'just once' read the instructions?"
"You should have told me you needed advice."
"Every marriage comes with this set of instructions - Which the bride already knows by heart and the groom will likely never read."
"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"
Ikea Head Office