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'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'
Get to Know Your Cryptos
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A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'
You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?
"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."
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A Bill of Goods
"I've just unpacked my new remote control. There's no operating instructions."
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"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"
Two parents look at their new baby who arrived in a boxed with a destroyed instruction manual.
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"That is our smallest, lightest phone....and here are the instructions!"
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'
'My parents got into their computer's instruction manual!!'
Flying for dummies.
"We forgot his Teddy bear."
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'This instructional manual will make that college and financial loan application easy peasy.'
"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."
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"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"
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"I think I've spotted your problem."
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Needlework for beginners.
Invisible Man Kit
Atlas getting crushed by the world while God reads an instruction book.
'We bought this one to help figure out the operating manual for that one over there.'
'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'
'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'