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No Smoking in the Castle
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, castle, castles, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, no smoking, no smoking indoors, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, one rule for all, privilege, privileged, privileges, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, authority, no authority, above the law
"You make me want to be a better person than you."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth
Pay me or I'll vote for Nader
Tags:nader, ralph nader, al gore, george bush, bush, george w. bush, president, presidents, presidential, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, electoral, general election, general elections, green, greens, green party, threat, threatening, beg, begging, panhandle, panhandling, insult, insulting
"No offense, but your mother couldn't fry bacon, could't make toast, and could't heat up last week's beans, and her famous raisin pie would make a buzzard tremble."
Tags:couple, couples, old married couple, old married couples, arguing couple, arguing couples, argue, argues, arguing, argues, insult, insulting, insulting your mom, insulting your mother, mil, mother in law, mothers in law, daughter in law, daughters in law, cant cook, bad cook, bad cooks, no offence, no offense
"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
Tags:duels, guns, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, gun duel, gun duels, dueling, duelling, villain, villains, enemy, enemies, honor, honorable, fair, fairness, honour, honourable, victory, victories, scoundrel, scoundrel, insult, insults, insulting, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, guns at dawn, mankoff
Breaking down cardboard
Plato The Standup
Tags:plato, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, standup, stand-up, stand up, standup comedy, standup comedian, standup comedians, comedian, comedians, tough crowd, tough crowds, bad audience, bad audience, bore, boring, boredom, unfunny, insult, insulting, insulted, insults, ancient greece, classical greece, greek philosopher, greek philosophers
"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
Tags:police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, arrest, arrests, arrested, criticise, criticism, critic, critics, offend, offended, offending, insult, insulted, insulting, insulted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, over-sensitive, over-sensitivity, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, whine, whining, pathetic, unlawful arrest
"They're all Neanderthals."
"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, concert, concerts, crowd, crowds, party parties, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, ignorant, ignorance, dumb down, dumbing down, dumb it down, lighten up, lightening up, relax, relaxing, chill, chilling, insulted, insulting, insulted, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, mosh pit, mosh pits, drink, drinks, drinking
"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
Tags:party, parties, event, events, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates, uninteresting, boring, dull, hope, hoping, synergy, synergistic, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, bad manners, rude, insulting, offensive, courtesy, socialising, socializing, mingling
"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, stud, studs, studly, attractive, attractiveness, handsome, handsomeness, losing your looks
"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."
"If you were on medication now would be a good time to adjust it."
"I'm saving that one for someone really special."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hotdog, hotdogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, street food, vendor, vendors, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, someone special, somebody special, saved, saving, preserved, preserving, reserve, reserving, discriminate, discrimination, class divide, wealth divide, wealth gap, insult, insulted, insults, insulting
'It's not only that the other reindeer laugh and call me names. They also make disparaging remarks about my body image.'
"He's very self-loathing, but not enough."
"I certainly admire the way you've refused to let success undermine your femininity."
Tags:success, successful, feminine, femininity, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, dress, dresses, dressing, skimpy, outfit, outfits, cocktail dress, cocktail dresses, sexist, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insulting, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists
Abstract portrait art.
Tags:modern art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, abstract art, sculpture, sculptures, portrait, portraits, caricature, caricatures, art imitates life, modern artist, modern artists, imitate, imitation, coincidence, confidences, simplification, minimalism, insult, insults, insulting, insulted
"You make me want to be a better man, Olivia. Then maybe I could find somebody else."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth, as good as it gets, married life, marriage
"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"
Tags:bowling, bowling bag, ten-pin bowling, tenpin bowling, bag, bags, handbag, hand bag, handbags, purse, purses, fashion, designer, designers, designer bag, designer bags, fashion faux pas, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, insult, insulting, snide comment, snide comments, relationship, relationships, bad relationship, long-term relationships, marriage, marriages, failing marriage, unhappy marriage, old married couple, belittle, belittling, designer label, designer labels
"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"
Tags:art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, easel, easels, paint, paints, suffer, suffering, suffering artist, suffering artists, whip up, food, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, bad cook, bad cooks, homecooking, home chef, home chefs, pain, hardship, misery, difficult, difficulties, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, insult, insults, insulting
"I've decided to write my autobiography – would you mind if I mentioned you?"
"Not the real you? Well, of course it's not the real you. The real you is bald."